Friday, March 28, 2008

johnie smart ass

Johnie goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to
learn
> multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a
> multi-syllable word?"
> Johnie waves his hand, "Me, teacher, me, me!"
> Teacher says "All right, little Johnie, what is your multi-syllable
> word?"
> Little Johnie says "Mas-tur-bate."
> Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnie, that's a mouthful."
> Johnie says "No teacher, you're thinking of a blowjob...

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