>There are four kinds of sex:
HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the
>house in every room.
BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have
>sex In the bedroom.
HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just
>pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"
COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the
>divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.