1) Little Johnny
> > Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom,
> > are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she
> > Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the
> > would be forgotten. Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he
> > his father the same question. His father, always quick with the
> > says,"Why? Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we
> > can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's
> > and asks no more questions.
> > A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours
> > early.
> > Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy!
> > Mommy's dying!!"
> > His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's
> > "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming
> > "Oh God, I'm coming!"