A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to
claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I
The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a
million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19
The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and
rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!
you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my