redneck joke

A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to
claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I
want
my
$20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a
million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19
years."

The Redneck said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it
and I
want it."

Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and
the
rest during the next 19 years.

The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money!
If
you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my
dollar
back!"