Friday, March 28, 2008

Bill Gates goes to hell

Bill Gates dies and finds himself being sized up by God.
> "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether
> send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society

> putting a computer in every home in America, yet you also created
> ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done
> I'm
> going to let you decide where you want to go."
> Bill replied, "Well, what's the difference between the two?"
> God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly, to see
if it
> will help your decision."
> "Okay then, " said Bill, "let's try Hell first."
> Bill went to Hell. It was beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear
> and lots of beautiful women running around, playing in the water,
> and frolicking about. The sun was shining; the temperature perfect.

> was very pleased.
> "This is great," he told God. "If this is Hell, I really want to see

> Heaven."
> "Fine," said God, and off they went. Heaven was a place high in the
> clouds,with angels drifting about, playing harps and singing. It was

> nice,
> but not as enticing as Hell.
> Bill thought for a minute, and rendered his decision. "Hmmm. I think

> prefer Hell," he told God. "Fine," replied God, "as you desire."
> Bill Gates went to Hell.
> Two weeks later, God decided to check on the late billionaire to see
> he was doing in Hell. When he got there, he found Bill, shackled to
> wall
> screaming amongst hot flames in a dark cave, being burned and
tortured by
> demons, with no one to help him out of his dilemma no matter how
> screamed.
> "How's everything going?" He asked Bill. "This is awful. This is
> nothing like the Hell I visited two weeks ago. I can't believe this
> happening. What happened to that other place, with the beaches and
> beautiful women playing in the water?"
> "Oh," God said ...."That was Hell 3.1. This is Hell 98.

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