very funny

It is near the end of the school
> year. The teacher has turned in her grades. There is really
> nothing to do. All the kids are restless because there is
> nothing to do and it is near the end of the day. The teacher says,
"Whoever
> answers the questions I ask first and correctly can leaveearly
today."
> Little Johnny says to himself,"Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
smart
> and will answer the question".The teacher asked,
> "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'? Before Johnny could open

> his mouth, Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln". The teacher said, "That's
right
> Susie. You can go". Johnny was MAD. Susie answered first. The
teacher
> asked, "Who said, 'I Have a Dream'?" Before Johnny could open his
> mouth, Mary said, "Martin Luther King". The teacher said, "That's
right
> Mary. You can go". Johnny was even MADDER than before. Mary
> answered first. The teacher asked, "Who said
> 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?" Before Johnny could
open
his
> mouth, Nancy said, "John Kennedy". The teacher said, "That's right
> Nancy. You can go". Johnny was BOILING MAD. Nancy answered
> first. Then the teacher turned her back, and Johnny said, "I wish
these
> bitches would keep their
> mouths shut". The teacher asked, "WHO SAID THAT?" Johnny said, "BILL
> CLINTON, CAN
> I GO NOW?"